Service Dog for Goth Girls T-Shirt
XS
$33.00
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Service Dog For Goth Girls — T-Shirt
For those who don’t just fall for goth girls — they collapse, whimper, and make eye contact like they’re waiting for praise. This shirt is for people who wear a collar emotionally, who respond to “come” with enthusiasm, and who would gladly carry her emotional baggage, purse, or unresolved trauma just to be near her.
Unisex, comfortable, and perfect for anyone who rolls over without being asked.
Wear it to let the world know you’re house-broken, leash-trained, and available for adoption.
Unisex fit for all loyal pets
Soft cotton for maximum belly-rub reception
Durable print — unlike your self-respect
Pairs perfectly with chokers, fishnets, and abandonment issues
You are not her protector.
You are her service animal.
Service Dog for Goth Girls T-Shirt
$33.00
For those who don’t just fall for goth girls — they collapse, whimper, and make eye contact like they’re waiting for praise. This shirt is for people who wear a collar emotionally, who respond to “come” with enthusiasm, and who would gladly carry her emotional baggage, purse, or unresolved trauma just to be near her.
Unisex, comfortable, and perfect for anyone who rolls over without being asked.
Wear it to let the world know you’re house-broken, leash-trained, and available for adoption.
Unisex fit for all loyal pets
Soft cotton for maximum belly-rub reception
Durable print — unlike your self-respect
Pairs perfectly with chokers, fishnets, and abandonment issues
You are not her protector.
You are her service animal.